15 of The Most Hilarious Tweets About Parenting
Hilarious tweets about parenting
They are sometimes the only thing that keeps us going as we have to lay beside a two-year-old for our only spare and alone three hours in the evenings. While they bounce around the room as if they drank fourteen cups of espresso and had their hands on some Columbian cocaine.
“Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon”
Life hack: If you tell the pizza delivery person "Thanks so much, you're making our Pajama Day awesome!" when you and your toddler answer the door in pj's, you transform from the mom who couldn't get her shit together into the fun mom who hosts theme days.— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) June 5, 2018
Asking your child to go get their sibling for dinner is just asking them to stand next to you and scream their sibling's name.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 27, 2018
[Toy Store]— Father Drinks McGee (@drinksmcgee) May 10, 2018
Customer: I’m looking for a toy that will help my baby learn to count but will also haunt him for the rest of his life.
Me: I got you. pic.twitter.com/EJZxyFIsf4
Sorry I’m late, had to wait for my toddler to go through the 5 stages of grief putting on a pair of pants.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 23, 2018
You can say "please" and "thank you" a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say "ass-faced mother fucker" ONCE…— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 22, 2018
<horrible crash from the playroom>— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) July 4, 2018
7yo: DON’T WORRY I’M JUST ORGANIZING
There’s scary & then there’s hearing a toy talking for no reason in the middle of the night through a baby monitor scary— Mom Truths (@momtruths2btold) June 7, 2018
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