FOUR WOMEN SAVED FROM RUNAWAY UNICORN FLOAT – PARENTING HILARITY

by Raise Vegan | August 17, 2018

Driving by a local lake we observed a bunch of women in a stuck in the weeds…Yes a rainbow unicorn… With a handful of laughs and some mad rescue roping skills they were pulled back to the dock! #wherestheglitter

In something that you’ll forever text ‘This could totally happen to me”. Four women who decided to take a unicorn float out on the lake in Minnesota found out the hard way that maybe floating unicorns aren’t all they are cracked up to be.

The Unicorn Of Doom

The women, floating along on an enormous unicorn float in Chisago County Lake, got tangled up in a bunch of weeds. Very fortunately for them, Chisago County sheriffs happened to drive by and see their distressed watercraft and stopped to help, which is why we now have this completely golden viral video.

The sheriffs office kept twitter users up to date with the comedy gold

I personally have this unicorn float at home, and it’s the number one reason why we never take it anywhere.  I can imagine myself having to get rescued by some teenage lifeguard, who will promptly take a heart attack after the heroic mission, from trying to haul my two babies in love handles to the beach. With a million viral videos, with no doubt my bikini top missing and me screaming at the thought of dying on an inflatable unicorn. 

The sheriffs were then available for rescues of all inflatable creatures

So before you and your friends hit up the unicorn aisles and boxed wine, maybe tie that giant unicorn to the dock in case of high winds. 

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