The Funny & Exhausted Parent Gift Guide
The Funny Parent Gift Guid
The Backyard Activist Book!
Because no matter how much help parents have, they’ll always need more! This book isn’t to help them mobilize an army outside, but to help mobilize the teeny tiny army inside their own home.
Dry Shampoo
Don’t underestimate how much time little people take up. Parents have a small amount of time, in between college and the kids moving back in, to get a shower in. Help them at least look presentable, by buying them something they actually need.
Magic Kitchen Spell Book
That’s right, a kitchen spell book, bedtimes need not be the war of attrition anymore. The threat of throwing out toys, or never seeing Mr. Snuffles the teddy again. One lasagna dish from this, and parents will be drinking chilled wine before the clock strikes eight.
You Have To F**KING EAT!
Parents worry about how much their little rays of sunshine eat. There are a lot of under-the-breath naughty words, and the dog keeps getting fatter, which no one can understand. Get them this book, so at least they know they’re not alone in the world of ‘JUST EAT’
Ugly Sweater
This doesn’t really need an explanation as to why you should buy it for your exhausted friends, who decided to have kids. Yet, we’ll give it a whirl anyway. Parents are tired, and cranky and need something to stop them from running away. Hangovers from sniffing a decent wine are good at that. Keep their families together, and gift them the best friend reserve this holiday.
Holiday Morning Life Saver Kit
Just a big old bunch of batteries, because there is nothing worse than not being able to crack open that wine until a socially acceptable time than a bunch of kids screaming that their new and loudest toy won’t work on Christmas morning, because a certain someone (cough cough) forgot to pick up the batteries. Trust me, they don’t want your socks. They want practicality.
