The Math Of Parenting According To Parents On Twitter

by | September 18, 2018

“Parenting is 85% pretending you know what you’re doing, 10% stepping on legos or marbles, 5% celebrating someone not crapping their pants.”

If parenting were a line graph, what would it look like?

Parents on Twitter have been posting the funniest tweets, comparing parenting to math. For some, parenting might be “80% trying to convince your kids to put their shoes on and 20% trying to find those same shoes they just had on.” For others, it’s more like “90% yelling because you’re late, 8% yelling because you have a headache, and 2% yelling because it’s the only volume you have now.”

Here are 20 mathematical tweets about the reality of parenting. It might not always add up, but it’s definitely relatable.

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