Police Release Wanted Poster For Fence-Jumping Cow Over "MOOving Violations"
Police in South Florida have announced they are in pursuit of a fence-jumping female cow.
The Pembroke Pines Police Department have issued a wanted poster in an effort to locate the missing cow — who has been on the run since January.
“Not Considered Dangerous”
Police have described the elusive animal as “Brown with a white head. Faster than it looks. Talented fence jumper,” adding that she “enjoys pools.”
The poster has ensured the public that the cow “is not considered dangerous, but it has been known to walk in the roadway.”
Police have also explained that the cow was wanted on the pending charges of “MOOving violations, UDDERing false checks, and Fleeing & Eluding Police.”
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Wanted: Unknown Cow
Sharing the wanted poster on Twitter, the police explained that “for several months a loose cow has been seen wandering in the area of Sheridan & I-75.”
“It has evaded capture by both our officers & assisting cow herders.”
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