14 Tweets About Halloween From Parents That Will Make You Giggle
Halloween is really for the kids. It was my favorite holiday when I was little. But these hilarious tweets about Halloween from parents are becoming my new favorite part of the holiday!
Every year my super-duper creative Mom would adorn me in a shredded/taped black garbage bag with a hole cut out for my head, stick a mask over my face, and off I’d go trick or treating, happy as a clam!!
Now that I’m a parent, I wish we could go back to the days of yonder when everything was so much simpler.
My kids require a ridiculously expensive rig-out that has to be ordered six weeks in advance, then I pray that they don’t change their minds a week before Halloween. Not to mention the over-the-top decorations that MUST be put in the yard.
Here are some pretty hilarious tweets about Halloween from parents that are very relatable.
I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 30, 2017
8yo: I want to paint my pumpkin this year!
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 29, 2017
Me: Cool, what color?
8yo: Orange!
Me:
8yo:
Me: *pours drink* Let's do it
Went to my kids Halloween function at school. Did not dress up. Wore jeans, t-shirt & my glasses. A mom asked me if I was dressed as a nerd.
— Reagan Gomez (@ReaganGomez) October 28, 2017
I make so many sacrifices for the health of my children.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) August 29, 2016
*eats the candy out of my kid's Halloween themed Lunchable*
My kid wants $20 to go through a corn maze with his friends, which is $20 more than I normally pay to walk through vegetables.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 29, 2017
It took 9 months of pregnancy and a few years of rearing, but my Halloween candy capturing creation is finally ready.
— Walking Outside With Spooks (@WalkingOutside) November 1, 2016
Me: What do you say when you hold up your bag?
— "Bare Minimum Parenting" comes out in 10 days (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, 2017
3-year-old: Treat or treat.
Me: TRICK or treat.
3: I want two treats.
Is this it?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 18, 2017
-kids on a hayride
I've informed my kids that the Dad Tax on Halloween candy will be 65 percent this year. They should be proud to do their civic duty.
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) October 28, 2017
"Mommy, I thought you said this was a corn maze?" my kid hollered, running after me as I drove away from some field.
— 💀Mummy Curses💀 (@mommy_cusses) October 8, 2017
Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers.
— Walking Outside With Spooks (@WalkingOutside) October 19, 2016
Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me.
Sure, my kid is all happy his Halloween costume came in the mail but now what am I going to hold over his head to not behave like an asshole
— OB from New Jersey (@OBfromNJ) October 17, 2017
9: Daddy, tell me a scary story.
— Father Drinks McGee (@drinksmcgee) October 30, 2017
*takes off my shirt and holds up a picture from when I was 20 beside me for comparison
9: Dear God…
Shout out to all the parents whose kids have changed their minds today about their Halloween costumes.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) October 30, 2017
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