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14 Tweets About Halloween From Parents That Will Make You Giggle.

by Julie Nealon | October 27, 2018

Halloween is really for the kids. It was my favorite holiday when I was little. But these hilarious tweets about Halloween from parents are becoming my new favorite part of the holiday!

Every year my super-duper creative Mom whould adorn me in a shredded/taped black garbage bag with a hole cut out for my head, stick a mask over my face and off I’d go trick or treating, happy as a clam!!

Now that I’m a parent, I wish we could go back to the days of yonder where everything was so much simpler. My kids require a ridiculously expensive rig-out that has to be orederd six weeks in advance, then I pray that they don’t change their minds a week before halloween. Not to mention the over the top decorations that MUST be put in the yard.

Here are some pretty hilarious tweets about Halloween from parents that are very relatable.

I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 30, 2017

8yo: I want to paint my pumpkin this year!
Me: Cool, what color?
8yo: Orange!
Me:
8yo:
Me: *pours drink* Let's do it
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 29, 2017

Went to my kids Halloween function at school. Did not dress up. Wore jeans, t-shirt & my glasses. A mom asked me if I was dressed as a nerd.
— Reagan Gomez (@ReaganGomez) October 28, 2017

I make so many sacrifices for the health of my children.

*eats the candy out of my kid's Halloween themed Lunchable*
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) August 29, 2016

My kid wants $20 to go through a corn maze with his friends, which is $20 more than I normally pay to walk through vegetables.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 29, 2017

It took 9 months of pregnancy and a few years of rearing, but my Halloween candy capturing creation is finally ready.
— Walking Outside With Spooks (@WalkingOutside) November 1, 2016

Me: What do you say when you hold up your bag?

3-year-old: Treat or treat.

Me: TRICK or treat.

3: I want two treats.
— "Bare Minimum Parenting" comes out in 10 days (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, 2017

Is this it?

-kids on a hayride
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 18, 2017

I've informed my kids that the Dad Tax on Halloween candy will be 65 percent this year. They should be proud to do their civic duty.
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) October 28, 2017

"Mommy, I thought you said this was a corn maze?" my kid hollered, running after me as I drove away from some field.
— 💀Mummy Curses💀 (@mommy_cusses) October 8, 2017

Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers.

Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me.
— Walking Outside With Spooks (@WalkingOutside) October 19, 2016

Sure, my kid is all happy his Halloween costume came in the mail but now what am I going to hold over his head to not behave like an asshole
— OB from New Jersey (@OBfromNJ) October 17, 2017

9: Daddy, tell me a scary story.

*takes off my shirt and holds up a picture from when I was 20 beside me for comparison

9: Dear God…
— Father Drinks McGee (@drinksmcgee) October 30, 2017

Shout out to all the parents whose kids have changed their minds today about their Halloween costumes.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) October 30, 2017

back to school, dealing with in-laws, tweets about Halloween

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