Back To School Tweets Of What We Are All Thinking
That time of year again, summer is winding down, the BBQ is about to get ready for the squirrels nesting, and the darling children, oh the darling children. no more sound of music afternoons where we all frolic around singing.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee, it’s bubble baths on Tuesday afternoons again!
Overheard in the school supply section @Target ….
— Abby Boruff (@TrailblzingAbby) August 8, 2018
5 Y.O.: “why are you getting those?”
Mom: “Bc you need scissors.”
5 Y.O.: looks down and says under his breath “probably going to have to work on cutting in kindergarten.”
😂😂😂 #KidsAreMagical #backtoschool
Not at all, we will miss you so much. Parents actually have support groups where we talk about how much we miss you… with wine and snacks and stuff.
#AdviceForBackToSchool
— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) August 23, 2017
Dear Parents,
Stop dancing and singing. You're making it seem like you can't wait to get rid of us.
Your Kids
I would never buy you a gift for myself….
Finally finished taking my sons back to school shopping and I gotta say, they look great in their new yoga pants!
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 18, 2017
I can’t even begin to imagine those days where you kind, sorta just snooze on the couch when the school bus leaves.
I kinda feel guilty for being so excited that my kids are back to school this week. And then they speak, and the guilt goes away. #momlife
— Shannon Bowers (@poshmamabowers) August 13, 2017
The emotional highs, and.. are there actually any lows?
I may shed some sentimental tears, but they will be into a champagne glass and pedicure tub. #firstdayofschool
— Mama Crysta (@crystabourdon) August 23, 2017
And possibly when the toaster pops and it’s still quiet enough to hear your own thoughts.
The only thing that brings more joy than the laughter of a child is when the school bus comes to take them away.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) May 3, 2016
Don’t forget to break a hell on your shoe as you run out the door.
Practicing for the first day of school by muttering "we're late," throwing cereal on the floor & making sure every outfit is the wrong one.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) August 19, 2016
May the odds forever be in your favor, parents.
In the fifth realm of hell right now…or as you may know it, the school parking lot on the first day. #parenting
— It'sReally10Months (@really10months) August 18, 2016
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