Funny Parenting Tweets of the Week
Parenting, if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. Being a parent is pretty tough, there’s always someone crying, or fighting, or doing both at the same time. We need parents in crime, people who will get us, and can read something quickly, understand and give a virtual high five.
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How does one even justify this?
My daughter freaks out that her dolls hair is all messed up and tangled… yet will go a week without brushing her own hair if I let her 🤔 so i am currently brushing and styling a dolls PLASTIC hair. #dollhair #thingsido #parenting #momlife
— Samantha McComas (@Mrs_McComas) August 7, 2018
There was once a time where we wouldn’t leave the house without a full face of make-up and a blow out done. Now, we can sometimes even smell the vomit as we’re walking out the door from our hair, and wondering if there’s frebreeze in the car.
Of all the lies I tell myself, “It’s OK to leave the house like this” is my favorite.
— TheMotherOctopus (@MotherOctopusKJ) August 2, 2018
Monsters under the bed don’t even scare us anymore
It's amazing how fast I can go from "ghosts aren't real" to thinking "I'm about to be murdered from the girls from the Shining" when my son randomly let's out a blood curdling witch cackle in the middle of the night. #dadlife
— Josh Clements (@JoshAClements) August 7, 2018
Goodbye social life.
Called my friend to see if she wanted to meet at a bar tonight. Then we just laughed and laughed and I got into pajamas and ate Doritos on the couch.
— Danielle and Farrah (@effinghandbook) June 29, 2018
The new age of ‘the dog ate my homework’
Having to explain to my manager why I was late to work.
“My four year old decided he had to poop as I was leaving the house” #momprobs
— Jena Kundinger (@kundinger_jena) August 6, 2018