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Hilarious Baby Announcements That Made Me Pee My Pants Laughing

by | March 8, 2019

As some of you have probably realized by now, I have a pretty inappropriate, depraved sense of humor. Sometimes it gets me in trouble. I never did any hilarious baby announcements for my pregnancies. Instagram wasn’t even a thing the first two times I was expecting, and I think I was so in shock from the surprise of the third one, that I didn’t even think about coming up with anything super funny and witty.

Hilarious Baby Announcements That Made Me Pee My Pants Laughing
Hilarious Baby Announcements That Made Me Pee My Pants Laughing

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Hilarious Baby Announcements That Made Me Pee My Pants Laughing

Looking at these funny pregnancy announcements gave me a little bit of FOMO. I wish I’d used my wicked sense of humor to announce my third pregnancy. It might have taken a little bit of the shock away. It probably would’ve gone something like this. ‘Surprise, someone forgot to pull out again’, or maybe a picture of my then youngest crying with the caption ‘When you find out that you’re not going to be the baby anymore.’

These funny parents to be posted hilarious baby announcements of Instagram that made me laugh so hard that I think I may have peed a little. Thanks for that kids!!

Dad got lucky lol. I’m pretty sure Mom got lucky too, I hope it was earth shattering for her, because now she’s pregnant and Mom to what looks like one highly unimpressed baby.

The look of sheer terror in this couples eyes made me giggle. I never had multiples myself, but I’m pretty sure this was my facial expression when I found out I was having a surprise baby.

This eviction notice made me laugh. Probably because my own kids would never sleep in their own damn beds. I tried, unsuccessfully many times to evict them from my bed.

Hahaha this is an announcement I wish I’d done the last time, although my mother probably would’ve disowned me. I bet this couple are super fun at parties (when they’re not sneaking off to get one in).


Look at this cutie pie stuffing her face with popcorn. This little glamour puss has her priorities right. Eat first, celebrate later.

Ok so this one isn’t necessarily funny, I think my reaction was more of an audible gasp than a giggle. Baby number six is on the way for this family. They’re NEVER going to sleep again hahahaha.

If I did one like this, it would probably have to say ‘baby & cake’ lol. At least we know the kiddos are eating their veggies.

Dog on the left ‘I’ve no idea what’s going on’, dog on the right ‘F**k’

This was how my youngest at the time reacted to the news that he wasn’t going to be the baby anymore. Poor little dude looks less than impressed.

Now these are my kind of cookies. Kind of makes me want to bake up a batch and write bad words on them.

This cute little chef made me giggle at this very punny prego announcement.

Did you post a hilarious pregnancy announcement? Please use #raisevegan on Instagram if you do!!

Julie Nealon

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    March 12th, 2019 @ 1:26 am

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